:45:00
Guess what.!
:45:02
I wasn't doing anything.
I was guarding it.
:45:06
Santa's in the slammer.
:45:09
We've got to get him out.
:45:11
Is vagrancy a capital crime?
:45:26
No, lady, you can't have that.
:45:28
Put that back.
:45:33
I hate to interrupt, Chief Spenks,
:45:35
but he's from the governor's office.
:45:37
Great, that's just what I need today;
:45:40
some know-nothing
from the capital coming down here...
:45:42
and telling me how to run my...
:45:44
Hello, I'm Chief Spenks.
How can I help you?
:45:48
Clementh, here.
Oscar Clementh.
:45:51
I'm with the governor's
State Correctional...
:45:53
Institutional Prisoner
Fair Treatment Task Force.
:45:57
And this is the governor's niece,
:45:59
Mindy.
:46:02
Mindy's writing a school paper...
:46:05
on "How government really works. "
:46:08
How nice.
:46:10
This is a surprise inspection, Chief.
:46:15
Now, wait just a minute.
:46:17
Do you need an education to be chief,
or can anybody do it?
:46:21
We had to fight through...
:46:24
an army of TV cameramen
just to get in here.
:46:27
Now, look here...
:46:29
Is that "Spinks" or "Spenks"?
:46:33
- Now, look...
- I can't tell you what a...
:46:36
pet project this is
of Governor Ellington's.
:46:41
TV cameramen.
Are we communicating here?
:46:46
Were you elected into office,
:46:48
or did you just buy your way in?
:46:50
Isn't she a doll?
:46:55
The goal of this facility...
:46:58
is to rehabilitate
and retrain the whole man;