Ernest Saves Christmas
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and to make possible
his smooth re-entry into society,

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once he's paid for
the crimes he's committed.

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These are our most recent offenders.
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Open "D" cell.
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Be sure to take copious notes, Mindy,
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and watch that penmanship.
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Who's the old man?
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Um, Mr. Santos.
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Mr. Santos,
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how have you been treated
since you've been here?

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My name is Santa Claus.
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Excuse me?
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Santa Claus.
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Did he say "Santa Claus"?
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I think so.
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My good man,
you are not Santa Claus.

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I am!
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- Are not.
- Am too!

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Are not!
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I am too, and you know it!
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This man thinks
he is Santa Claus,

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and you keep him in
a cell with regular,

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ordinary, everyday,
harmless criminals?

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Excuse me,
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but he really is Santa Claus.
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You see that?
Infectious insanity.

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This man needs to be isolated.
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- Are you getting this?
- Uncle Herbert will be shocked.

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Maybe it's a mistake;
a clerical error.

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Is this the way
government really works?

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Look at those beady twinkling eyes,
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those merry cheeks.
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I bet when he laughs he shakes
like a bowl full of jelly.


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