:22:25
This can't be true.
:22:27
It can't...
:22:31
It was.
:22:33
It is.
:22:37
Jesus Christ.
:22:40
He grabbed me by the hand.
:22:41
This is the Hollywood freeway.
This is the Ventura freeway.
:22:44
Excuse me.
:22:47
Do you eat here a lot?
:22:49
Every night.
:22:51
I was just wondering
if you know...
:22:53
if anyone here
has a son named Chip?
:22:55
I had an uncle named Chet.
:22:59
Hey, I got a new joke for you.
:23:01
A new joke? Go ahead.
:23:03
Postman comes to the door, see?
:23:05
Broad opens the door.
She ain't got no clothes on.
:23:07
She takes him upstairs,
she fucks his brains out.
:23:09
Hey, hey, you guys?
:23:11
Excuse me.
I answered the phone out...
:23:14
- She takes him to the door...
- Excuse me!
:23:17
Hands him five dollars, see?
:23:18
Hey! Hey! You guys!
:23:20
Hey! Shut up!
:23:23
Look, this could be
very important.
:23:25
Does anyone here
have a son in a missile silo?
:23:28
- A missile silo?
- Yeah, North Dakota.
:23:31
Chip.
:23:33
Look, I know how this sounds...
:23:34
but I answered the phone
out there...
:23:36
and the guy on the other end,
he was very, very frantic.
:23:39
He thought I was his dad
for a minute.
:23:42
I think he just had
the wrong area code.
:23:43
Yeah? So what?
:23:45
So he was calling
from a missile silo.
:23:48
He said that
they were locked in...
:23:50
fifty minutes and counting...
to shoot off their nuclear wad.
:23:55
We would be getting it back
in an hour and ten.