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...because we're here to protect
Anglo-Saxon democracy...
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...and the American way.
- Thank you, sir.
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Lefty, you are livin' proof
that cousins shouldn't fuck.
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What I was tryin' to say...
there's this colored boy.
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He wants to play football
for Bear Bryant over at Alabama.
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So Bear says
"I'm gonna give you a tryout. "
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What's he gonna run with? A watermelon?
:14:28
He's gonna keep on runnin' too.
:14:30
"OK, boy" he says.
"You get down there on one goal line. "
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He puts a whole team on the other goal
line. He throws the boy the ball and says...
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- Are you open?
- You got to be a member to drink here.