My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:13:03
Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture?
:13:07
Wait. That works.
:13:10
Neptunians won't like it, though.
:13:13
Let's see here.
:13:15
Look at Neptune now!
:13:17
-Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party.
-Look at Neptune.

:13:20
I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet.
:13:22
-Come on.
-I hate leaving the universe in such a mess.

:13:25
Here, put this on.
:13:27
Look at this.
Do these things ever work? No.

:13:30
The modern light bulb has a half-life
of about 10 minutes.

:13:33
-I'm going to take it apart.
-It's not the bulb, it's the switch.

:13:36
You've been meaning to fix it, remember.
:13:42
Dad, you're impossible.
:13:44
Do we have any socks?
:13:50
See, I knew I had a pair in reserve.
And they're dry.

:13:54
I've been cooking 'em since yesterday.
:13:55
Daddy, look at me.
Do you see anything different about me?

:14:02
I'm wearing a bra.
:14:04
You can't be! You're only 13!
:14:07
My God!
:14:10
You're 13.
:14:13
A bra?
:14:17
Well, did you get the right strap size?
:14:20
Cup size. Yeah, A-minus.
:14:30
Where have I been?
:14:44
How can I learn everything I need to know
in only six more minutes?

:14:48
This is a very backward planet.
:14:49
The Mondschein 40 is the most advanced
research facility in the northern universe.

:14:54
Research has determined you must be
the most desirable woman on the planet.

:14:58
Men on Earth will fall to their knees...

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