My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:17:00
I'll clean the house so you don't see a dust.
:17:02
I'm Dutch. Did you ever see
a dirty street in Hague?

:17:04
We are ready to clean.
:17:06
Great, let's do it together.
And we can watch my Durante tapes.

:17:10
Let's put an end
to this silly argument right now.

:17:13
I'll arm-wrestle you for it. Winner cleans.
:17:15
You sure you really want to do this?
:17:17
Come on.
:17:20
One, two, three. Okay, lady wins.
Now let's eat right up and get to work.

:17:26
That's quite a forearm you've got there.
:17:28
And remember the thrust.
:17:30
Four hundred megawatts and lightning
isn't enough to go extragalactic.

:17:35
-What's this?
-Your martini. Would you like one, dear?

:17:38
No, thank you.
:17:44
And finally your turkey.
:17:48
Dig right in.
:17:49
Eat fast, solve all your problems,
and fulfil yourself. I'll make the beds.

:17:58
Quite a spread.
:17:59
Daddy, don't you think
this is pretty strange?

:18:02
Your stepmother's just full of surprises.
:18:04
I know how happy you are...
:18:06
...and I wouldn't do anything in the world
to get in the way of that happiness.

:18:10
-But last night, after my date--
-Your date?

:18:13
How'd your date go?
:18:14
Fine, but Dad, I saw her drink
the battery juice from your Honda.

:18:17
Jessie!
:18:18
Not only that, I saw her lift
a burning hot pan with her bare hands!

:18:22
Now I wish I didn't have to go to the lab.
:18:25
-Your new mother--
-Stepmother!

:18:26
Stepmother loves you very much.
:18:29
She's concerned that she won't fit in
around here.

:18:31
She knows there'll be problems--
:18:33
Dad, if the car won't start, will you
at least give me the benefit of the doubt?

:18:45
Nothing happened, Jess.
You must have dreamed it.

:18:55
-Bye.
-Not you.

:18:58
We do the rest of the house in 14 seconds.

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