My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:27:01
Why do you reproduce in a petri dish?
:27:03
We learned that sex was
inefficient and messy.

:27:06
So you got rid of it, just like that?
:27:09
I must admit, we were a little hasty
on that one.

:27:11
You mean I married a virgin?
Mother would be proud.

:27:18
Don't you ever do stuff like
go on vacation?

:27:21
Sure we do.
:27:22
What do you do on vacation?
:27:24
Math.
:27:26
What do you do to have fun?
:27:28
Graphs.
:27:32
We go to warm places together
and hold hands.

:27:39
It's too bad you don't eat food.
:27:41
You might find it could be
quite pleasurable.

:27:44
You get pleasure out of food?
:27:45
-Here.
-No, thank you.

:27:47
If you want my secrets
you'll eat my sandwich.

:27:56
Chew!
:28:11
This is fun. What is it?
:28:16
Ham and cheese on rye with mayo.
:28:20
And I love the way it feels
against the roof of my mouth...

:28:24
...and the sides of my tongue.
:28:26
This is fun.
:28:28
Here, wash it down.
:28:37
This makes me smile, too.
:28:40
Seagram's Scotch Whiskey.
:28:46
Celeste?
:28:48
Did you ever like me?
:28:51
Steve, of course I did. I do.
:28:55
It wasn't just physics?
:28:57
No. If I were an Earth person
I would do exactly what we did.


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