1:07:01
- Yo, Ray.
- That's the man's name.
1:07:03
- This is not a riddle.
- Yeah. Know the fella's name?
1:07:06
-Yeah. Then who's playing first base?
-You'll never figure out who's on first.
1:07:09
Who is on first.
That's the joke. It's comedy.
1:07:13
Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
1:07:15
- Whose wife?
- It's comedy.
1:07:16
Every dollar of it. Yeah.
1:07:18
You got a first baseman
on first? Yeah.
1:07:20
It's a routine
between Abbott and Costello.
1:07:22
When you do it, you're not funny.
You're Abbott and Abbott.
1:07:25
- Yeah.
- You understand me?
1:07:26
Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
1:07:29
Whose wife? Yeah.
1:07:30
- Ray?
- Yeah.
1:07:32
- You are never gonna solve it.
- Yeah.
1:07:34
You know why?
It's not a riddle.
1:07:37
And if you understood that...
1:07:39
if you understood that it's funny,
you might get better.
1:07:42
All I'm trying to find out
is what's the guy's name on first base.
1:07:44
What's the guy's name on first base? No,
what's the guy's name on second base.
1:07:48
Have you got a first baseman
on first? Yeah.
1:07:50
Then who's playing first?
Yeah.
1:07:53
You know the fella's name?
Yeah.
1:07:55
Then who's playing first?
Yeah.
1:07:57
The fella playing first for St. Louie.
Who.
1:07:59
The guy on first.
Who. The first baseman.
1:08:01
Who is on first.
What are you asking me for?
1:08:03
Have you got a first baseman
on first? Yeah.
1:08:05
All right, Ray. Come on.
1:08:07
We're gonna put the bed
by the window...
1:08:10
we got your apple juice, we'll put
the pens and paper on the table.
1:08:15
- Did I forget something?
- The cheeseballs.
1:08:17
- Yes.
- Definitely have cheeseballs.
1:08:20
- I forgot the cheeseballs. We got 'em.
- I have to have 12 cheeseballs.
1:08:23
- Yes, definitely.
- Get my tartar-control toothpaste.
1:08:25
We got that for you
a couple of days ago.
1:08:27
Where's my toothpaste?
1:08:30
Raymond.
1:08:34
Remember that doctor asked you
those number questions today?
1:08:37
- Yeah.
- How did you do that?
1:08:39
I see it.
1:08:41
I see it.
1:08:42
What's that?
Will you stop for a second?
1:08:44
I see it.
1:08:46
Put that down.
I'm trying to talk to you.
1:08:48
When I say stop it,
why don't you stop it?
1:08:50
Why do you always have to act
Like an idiot?
1:08:53
- Yeah.
- You think that's funny?
1:08:56
Yeah, funny Rain Man.
Funny teeth.
1:08:58
- What'd you say?
- Funny teeth.