:37:08
- Aah!
- Aah!
:37:10
- How the hell did you get in here?
- Through the mail slot.
:37:13
I thought it would be best if I waited
inside, seeing's how I'm wanted for murder.
:37:17
No kidding. Just talking to you could
get me a rap for Aiding and Abetting.
:37:21
Wait a minute.
Anybody know you're here?
:37:24
- Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh...
- Who?
:37:26
Well, you see,
:37:28
I didn't know where your office was.
:37:31
So I asked a newsboy.
He didn't know.
:37:33
So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer,
the butcher, the baker.
:37:36
They didn't know.
But the liquor store guy, he knew.
:37:39
- In other words, the whole
damn town knows you're here!
- Hey! Hey!
:37:42
- Come on! Come on!
- All right.
Eddie, take it easy, will ya?
:37:44
Please, Eddie, don't throw me out.
You're making a big mistake.
:37:47
I didn't kill anybody.
I swear!
:37:49
This whole thing's a setup,
a scam, a frame job. Ow!
:37:53
Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Ow!
:37:55
My whole purpose...
in... life... is... to...
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make... people...
:38:02
laugh.
:38:05
Okay, okay, sure.
I admit it.
:38:08
I got a little steamed when
you showed me those pictures of Jessica,
:38:11
So I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club.
:38:15
But she wasn't in her dressing room,
So I wrote her a love letter,
:38:19
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
:38:21
You're telling me, in a fit of jealousy,
you wrote your wife a love letter?
:38:25
That's right. I know that she was just
an innocent victim of circumstance.
:38:30
I suppose you used the old
lipstick-on-the-mirror routine, huh?
:38:33
Lipstick, yes,
Mirror, no,
:38:35
I found a nice, clean piece of paper.
"Dear Jessica,
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"How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
:38:44
"One, one thousand. Two, one thousand.
Three, one thousand.
:38:47
- Four, one thousand. Five..."
- Why didn't you just leave
the letter there?
:38:50
Obviously, a poem of this power
and sensitivity must... Aah...
:38:55
be read in person.
:38:57
So I went home to wait for her.
:38:59
But the weasels were
there waitin' for me. So... So I ran.