1:13:00
...low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating,
inbred, overstuffed...
1:13:04
...ignorant, bloodsucking,
brainless, dickless, hopeless...
1:13:08
...heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed,
stiff-legged, spotty-lipped...
1:13:12
...worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
1:13:15
Hallelujah!
1:13:17
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
1:13:32
He has that crazy look in his eye.
1:13:34
I told you we should have gone to Hawaii.
1:13:37
Turn that thing off and get in the house!
1:13:40
I'll talk to him, Mom.
1:13:45
You know, Dad...
1:13:46
...l've been thinking.
1:13:50
Good talk.
1:13:56
Aren't you a teeny bit sorry
we didn't get a Christmas tree?
1:13:59
Even though they're dirty and messy
and corny and clichéd?
1:14:03
Where are you going to find a tree
at this hour on Christmas Eve?
1:14:25
What's the matter?
1:14:28
Was that really necessary?
1:14:31
We needed a tree.
1:14:33
May I remind you that...
1:14:34
That this was all my idea?
No, no. I'm well aware of that.
1:14:38
Could you just keep it in mind
the next time you go berserk?
1:14:42
I didn't go berserk.
I simply solved a problem.
1:14:47
We needed a coffin.
1:14:50
A tree. There are no lots open
on Christmas Eve.
1:14:53
Louis burned down my tree
so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà...
1:14:58
Are you okay?
1:14:59
I'm fine, honey.