Christmas Vacation
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1:18:00
Squirrel!
1:18:39
You just march right over there
and slug that creep in the face.

1:18:43
I can't just attack someone.
1:18:45
All right, then. If you're not man enough
to put an end to this shit, then I am.

1:19:09
Gone.
1:19:15
Oh, my God.
1:19:20
What happened to you?
1:19:34
Where do you think you're going?
Nobody's leaving.

1:19:37
Nobody walks out
on this old-fashioned family Christmas.

1:19:40
No, we're all in this together.
1:19:42
This is a full-blown,
four-alarm holiday emergency.

1:19:45
We're going to press on
and have the happiest Christmas...

1:19:49
...since Bing Crosby tap-danced
with Danny fucking Kaye.

1:19:51
And when Santa squeezes
his fat, white ass down the chimney...

1:19:54
...he's gonna find the jolliest bunch
of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

1:19:58
You're goofy.

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