1:05:08
The marriage business
is sure booming.
1:05:11
Business is right.
1:05:21
Would you and your wife
like a piece of cake?
1:05:23
Thank you.
But she's not my wife.
1:05:26
In that case.
can I have your phone number?
1:05:29
- What are you doing?
- Congratulations.
1:05:31
Thank you. Kidding.
1:05:34
What do you think we would
be like as a married couple?
1:05:37
Horrendous. Awful.
1:05:40
Sure. At first you'd find me
witty. Charming.
1:05:43
Fall in love with those cute sounds
I make in the morning.
1:05:46
But then in about three months you'd
want to smother me with a pillow...
1:05:49
'cause I talk too much.
1:05:51
I love our talks.
1:05:53
We talk now 'cause we're not married.
1:05:58
- They're in love!
- They're not in love.
1:06:00
They are.
1:06:02
And it's our fault.
I'm out.
1:06:05
They're not in love.
Here.
1:06:07
Have some of mine.
1:06:10
Why are you being so nice to me?
To make them jealous. Right?
1:06:13
I've always been nice to you.
1:06:16
- Never.
- Then how come you had sex with me?
1:06:21
I thought you were intelligent
and going somewhere with your life.
1:06:24
But I've had cause to reconsider
my first opinion.
1:06:27
I'm goin' somewhere. You think
I'm gonna sell Subarus forever.
1:06:30
Plus. I have a lot
of deep thoughts.
1:06:33
I just have a hard time
talkin' to women.
1:06:36
You're talking to me.
1:06:39
You're different.
1:06:42
How?
1:06:43
I don't know. Different.
1:06:46
Different than Maria.
1:06:54
Maria's too good for me.