:21:02
yields the measure of its greatness.
:21:07
A sonnet by Byron might score high...
:21:10
on the vertical,
but only average on the horizontal.
:21:14
A Shakespearean sonnet on the,
on the other hand would...
:21:17
score high both horizontally
and vertically...
:21:21
yielding a massive total area...
:21:22
thereby revealing the poem
to be truly great.
:21:27
As you proceed through the poetry in
this book, practise this rating method.
:21:31
As your ability to evaluate poems
in this manner grows...
:21:34
so will, so will your enjoyment
and understanding of poetry."
:21:43
Excrement.
:21:47
That's what I think of
Mr J. Evans Pritchard.
:21:50
We're not laying pipe.
We're talking about poetry.
:21:53
How can you describe poetry
like American Bandstand?
:21:56
"Oh, I like Byron. I give him a 42,
but I can't dance to it."
:22:00
Now, I want you to rip out that page.
:22:04
Go on. Rip out the entire page.
:22:09
You heard me. Rip it out.
:22:12
Rip it out!
:22:14
Go on. Rip it out!
:22:18
Thank you, Mr Dalton.
:22:20
Gentlemen, tell you what.
Don't just tear out that page,
tear out the entire introduction.
:22:24
I want it gone. History.
Leave nothing of it.
:22:27
Rip it out! Rip!
Be gone,J. Evans Pritchard, PhD.
:22:31
Rip. Shred. Tear.
Rip it out!
:22:34
I want to hear nothing but ripping
of Mr Pritchard.
:22:37
We'll perforate it,
put it on a roll.
:22:39
It's not the Bible.
You're not gonna go to hell for this.
:22:43
Go on. Make a clean tear.
I want nothing left of it.
:22:48
- We shouldn't be doing this.
- Rip! Rip! Rip!
:22:52
Rip it out! Rip!