1:28:00
from Miami to the Warsaw Ghetto.
1:28:02
- And even a hungry audience
is better than a deaf one.
1:28:05
And, uh, where do you live?
Also Coney Island?
1:28:08
What's all this talk
about Coney Island?
1:28:10
Well, I, uh, I went
to visit Mr. Broder there.
1:28:12
I thought the woman
who converted was his wife.
1:28:15
Turns out, he has
a pretty little one right here.
1:28:18
You refugees certainly
know how to live.
1:28:21
We Americans are only
allowed one at a time.
1:28:24
- And then, guess what? Guess what?
- It's not what you think.
1:28:26
I go to the hospital last week
to visit a friend with
a prostate problem.
1:28:30
And I meet that other pretty
woman who is also at your house.
1:28:33
She was having a bullet
removed from her hip.
1:28:36
She was probably delirious, but she
said she was also your wife.
1:28:40
What was that name?
T- Tam... Tamara!
1:28:43
- That's right, Tamara Broder.
- Tamara? I thought she was dead.
1:28:46
- I tell you, my dead wife
is living in America.
- She was old and ugly.
1:28:50
- But that's what all men
tell their wives!
- Well, here we are.
1:28:54
You all know each other.
My friend Mr. Pesheles
knows everyone.
1:28:58
And everyone knows him.
1:29:00
Masha, you're the most
beautiful woman at the party.
1:29:02
And my friend
Herman here, hid her.
1:29:05
- He's hiding more than one.
- You think so?
1:29:07
With me, he always played
the innocent lamb.
1:29:09
- I was beginning to believe
he was a eunuch.
- I wish I was such a eunuch.
1:29:12
Excuse me, Rabbi. I'll be right back.
1:29:15
- Where are you running?
- Once and for all, how many
wives do you have?
1:29:18
- Let go of me.
- How many? Three?
1:29:20
Ten. Ten. I have to vo...
I have to vomit.
1:29:24
- Where's the bathroom?
- Down the hall.
1:29:26
Thank you.
1:29:29
Whoops... Ooh!
1:29:33
Herman! This is the last time
I'm going to talk to you.
1:29:38
And I want to tell you,
you're the worst fraud
I've known in my life!
1:29:42
If you hear that I'm dead...
1:29:46
don't come to my funeral.