:35:03
-What happened to you?
-The voice is back.
:35:06
Oh, Lord! You don't have to build
a football field now, do you?
:35:10
He said, "Ease his pain."
:35:12
-Ease whose pain?
-I asked him. He wouldn't tell me.
:35:16
-Shoeless Joe's?
-I don't think so.
:35:19
-One of the other players?
-I don't think so.
:35:22
This is a very nonspecific voice out there,
and he's starting to piss me off.
:35:29
I was having a fun day today. A good day.
:35:33
Want a fry?
:35:39
And I say smut and filth like this
has no place in our schools.
:35:50
Fascist. I'd like to ease her pain.
:35:54
Mrs. Kessinik, that book
you're waving about is hardly smut.
:35:58
It's considered by many critics
to be the classic novel about the 1960s.
:36:03
-It's pornography!
-No. The Supreme Court says it's not.
:36:07
-And it's author, Mr. Mann--
-Is sick!
:36:10
Terence Mann is a Pulitzer Prize winner.
:36:13
He's widely regarded
as the finest satirist of his time.
:36:17
Yeah, well, I think he's a pervert!
Probably a communist, too!
:36:21
What planet are these people from?
:36:23
The so-called novels of Terence Mann...
:36:27
...endorse promiscuity, godlessness...
:36:30
...the mongrelization of the races,
and disrespect to high-ranking officers...
:36:35
...of the United States Army.
:36:39
And that's why
right-thinking school boards...
:36:41
...all across the country
have been banning this man's s-h-i-t...
:36:46
...since 1969.
:36:50
Terence Mann?
:36:56
You know why he stopped writing books?
Because he masturbates.