:08:00
This year?
That's cutting it close.
:08:06
You're not going to see any
paperback sales for at least a year.
:08:12
It'll be another year before
you have a mini-series possibility.
:08:17
Shouldn't you have said, "The world
will end in 1992 or 1994"?
:08:25
This isn't
some money-making scheme!
:08:28
I have a strong, psychic belief ...
:08:35
... that the world will end
on New Year's Eve.
:08:45
For your sake, I hope you're right.
But my other guest may disagree.
:08:51
Elaine,
you had another date in mind.
:08:56
The end of the world
will be on February 14, 2016.
:09:03
Valentine's Day. Bummer.
:09:08
- Where did you get your date?
- From an alien.
:09:13
As I told my husband, -
:09:17
- it was at the Paramus Holiday lnn.
I was having a drink at the bar, -
:09:22
- and this alien approached me.
He bought me a drink.
:09:28
He must have used
some kind of mind-control device.
:09:34
He forced me
to follow him to his room.
:09:37
And that's where he told me
about the end of the world.
:09:46
Your alien had a hotel room?
:09:50
Maybe it was a room on the spaceship
made up to look like a hotel room.
:09:55
I can't be sure about that.
:09:58
Of course not. That's the problem
with aliens. You can't trust them.