:04:01
Your face can be
a battleground.
:04:04
You need something tough.
:04:06
Jesus.
:04:20
What do they want
another pimple cream for?
:04:23
There's a lot
of boils out there. Bagley.
:04:31
Nobody cares as much
about your skin as you do,
:04:35
but we do try.
:04:37
And because we care...
:04:39
we went to an expert,
:04:42
Mother Nature,
:04:44
and we discovered that sometimes
the most effective way...
:04:48
of dealing with those
troublesome little breakouts...
:04:51
is Mother Nature's own
richest source of Vitamin A.
:04:57
So... we took
essential oils...
:05:01
of carrot, marigold seed...
:05:07
roots and other
natural ingredients,
:05:12
and we packed this shit
into every tube.
:05:16
We called it HP Megaventure.
:05:19
If it doesn't work
on your blackheads,
:05:21
you can spread the fucker
on toast!
:05:24
Sorry to disturb you,
Mr. Bagley,
:05:26
but Mr. Bristol's
on the line again.
:05:28
- Tell him I'm out again.
- He says he knows you're not.
:05:31
He knows you're avoiding him and
says he insists on a time to see you.
:05:35
Oh, for Christ's sake,
give me a break.
:05:37
All right, tell him
4:00 this afternoon.
:05:40
- And get my wife on the phone.
- Yes, Mr. Bagley.
:05:52
Hi. My name's
Barbara Simmons,
:05:56
and I'm a biochemist.
:05:58
But at night I'm a woman,