How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:06:29
What do you want!
:06:31
Yes, I'm sorry, darling.
I know I did.

:06:34
Listen, I don't think
I'm gonna make it back tonight.

:06:38
I'm gonna blitz it.
:06:40
Fine, fine.
It's going fine.

:06:43
Just the deadline's
getting serious.

:06:46
Really?
:06:48
Well, we could meet
for lunch,

:06:50
celebrate my breakthrough.
:06:53
Okay, 1:00.
:06:55
You're chain-smoking, darling.
:06:58
I know I am. I know I am.
:07:00
I'd like another vodka martini,
dry as a bone, twist, no olive.

:07:04
- Signor.
- Spritzer, please.

:07:06
I tell you, Julia,
I'm out of my mind.

:07:09
I'm getting nowhere. Zero.
:07:11
Stop getting so wound up
about it. It'll come.

:07:14
And please put that cigarette out.
That's three in ten minutes.

:07:18
Darling, why don't you
forget it a minute.

:07:22
Take the afternoon off.
:07:24
- I can't. I've got to see Bristol.
- You're not gonna be much use.

:07:26
Oh, that's where
you're wrong, Julia.

:07:28
That's what's so insane about all this.
Anything else, I'm fine.

:07:31
Give me any other part of the human
body. I'll sell it something.

:07:34
Give me a bald head,
and I'll sell it shampoo.

:07:36
- I cannot get a handle on the boils.
- Pass me the butter, please.

:07:39
The moment
I think of a boil,

:07:41
my mind slips into a sort of
dreadful, oily neutral.

:07:44
I just sit there
hour after hour.

:07:46
Chewing the ends off pencils,
smoking myself daft.

:07:49
- What exactly is this stuff?
- It's a standard...

:07:52
16 to 26-year-old acne attacker,
a hexafluoride.

:07:55
- Does it work?
- No idea. It's probably junk.

:07:57
Well, that's probably
the problem.

:07:59
If you knew it actually got rid of
boils, you'd have no problem selling it.


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