How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:18:00
But you'll eat fish
till the cows come home.

:18:03
- Don't argue with him.
- Fish is allowed!

:18:05
Including eels?
Eels full of estrogen?

:18:08
If it's buggering the eels,
think what it's doing to you.

:18:12
- Get back to your fig bottling!
- You're going out of control.

:18:15
Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm beginning to see the light.

:18:18
- You're talking nonsense.
- It's all so clear.

:18:21
I've been living a nightmare,
obsessed with other people's acne,

:18:25
wracking my brains
to be original about boils.

:18:28
I've been going berserk!
:18:30
But then I suddenly
thought of a pork pie.

:18:33
- Get his Valium.
- It was like a fucking brainwave!

:18:37
I have discovered that brains
are being laundered daily.

:18:41
I have found that out,
but it shall be no more!

:18:54

:19:10
Jesus Christ!
What do you think you're doing?

:19:14
I'm completing a process
of natural selection.

:19:17
I'm going through
everything in the house...

:19:20
and isolating items
of genuine worth.

:19:22
All other products, especially
those contaminated with advertising,

:19:26
I am disposing of.
:19:29
Have you gone
out of your mind?

:19:31
I know it's going to be difficult, but
I'll explain and you will understand.

:19:35
Dennis, listen to me.
You're under tremendous stress.

:19:38
You were drunk last night,
and you were out of control.

:19:43
Maybe, but I've had time to work things
out, to get everything in perspective.

:19:47
Can't you see what you're doing this
morning is equally out of control?

:19:51
Oh, no, you're quite wrong. There's
nothing out of control about me now.

:19:54
I know exactly
what I'm doing now.


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