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1:05:01
So if anything happens,
which I'm certain it won't,

1:05:04
the idea is
we all go along with him.

1:05:06
- We humor him, discreetly.
- Not exactly, Penny.

1:05:09
We just behave normally.
I don't want him excited.

1:05:12
- I certainly don't want any arguments.
- What's the matter with him?

1:05:15
He was overworked and nearly had
a breakdown, but he's much better now.

1:05:21
You're alive.
1:05:23
Can you speak?
1:05:26
You don't look at all well,
you know?

1:05:28
Not being a medical man,
I wouldn't take my word for it,

1:05:32
but I'd say
you have the mark.

1:05:34
You look like
a doomed ballock.

1:05:37
I want to speak to my wife.
1:05:39
Oh, you can talk, can you?
1:05:41
Let me speak toJulia. And
I swear I'll never speak again.

1:05:45
Speak to her of what, boil?
1:05:47
I want her to see my film.
Please?

1:05:50
Oh, so that's what's
worrying you, is it?

1:05:53
Well, let me
put your mind at rest.

1:05:56
Firstly, on a purely
idealogical basis,

1:05:59
it's out of the question.
1:06:02
And second, I burnt it.
1:06:05
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.

1:06:08
And prepare yourself for another
fluctuation of blood pressure...

1:06:11
'cause it's not
the only thing I've burnt.

1:06:13
I've also burnt
Julia's diaphragm.

1:06:16
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.

1:06:18
It's timeJulia had a baby.
1:06:20
- Oh. God!
- Hopefully a baby boil.

1:06:22
You are a criminal ogre.
1:06:24
It's all quite normal, boil.
1:06:27
Now, I intend to commence
vigorous intercourse...

1:06:30
at about 1:00 a.m.
1:06:32
I don't want to go too far
into the details,

1:06:36
but if I was you,
I'd have an early night.

1:06:38
Cut your throat, monster.
1:06:41
In the name of humanity.
Cut your filthy throat.

1:06:45
Don't start getting emotional.
1:06:46
I'll do everything I can
to harm you!

1:06:49
You can't harm me, you miserable
little bit of garbage.

1:06:52
You'll be dead
in a couple of days

1:06:55
so why don't you try and do it
with some dignity?

1:06:58
Dignity? You're corrupt.
Julia! Julia!


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