How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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why hamburgers are going to be
the cause of Worid War III.

1:22:05
That's right,
you cynical bastard.

1:22:07
- We're all ears.
- How can you argue with a television?

1:22:10
Because this poor, sick creature
with a box on his head was me.

1:22:14
I know exactly
what I'm going to say.

1:22:16
Destruction
of the rain forests by hamburgers...

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is going to lead to a worid crisis,
and the commodity will be oxygen.

1:22:24
- What mad ballocks.
- It is not mad ballocks.

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They're turning rain forests
into deserts.

1:22:30
Within 25 years, the Brazilians
will be fixing oxygen prices...

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in exactly the same way as
the Arabs fix the price for oil.

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- No more!
- You want the air, you pay for it.

1:22:41
- No more!
- Leave it! I want to watch the film!

1:22:45
I don't know
how you can say that.

1:22:47
You know what this does to me,
reliving this nightmare?

1:22:51
Look at him. He's got a cigarette stuck
in his bandages. The man's mad.

1:22:54
Why do you keep calling him him?
It's you!

1:22:57
All right, me.
'Twas me. But I was ill.

1:23:01
You were the one that said so.
You can't have it both ways.

1:23:05
You said I needed help,
and I got help.

1:23:08
And now I'm better, which is why I can't
bear to watch this dreadful insanity.

1:23:11
Insanity?
You still want to sell them boils!

1:23:15
Nothing crazy about that.
It's a free market.

1:23:18
People will either buy
or they won't buy.

1:23:21
Nobody's forcing them.
Everyone knows what they're getting.

1:23:25
- Perhaps they don't.
- Of course they do.

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People might be a bit greedy
from time to time,

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but we're not blind:
We've got our eyes open.

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- We have a choice.
- Perhaps.

1:23:35
Stop saying perhaps!
What's perhaps got to do with it?

1:23:38
Perhaps they don't.
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Perhaps if they'd hanged
Jesus Christ,

1:23:43
we'd all be kneeling
in front of a fucking gibbet!

1:23:45
That isn't the real worid.
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In the real worid,
I have a choice.

1:23:50
Do I want it, or don't I?
1:23:52
In this case,
I most certainly do not.


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