:01:02
I can shower, nap, have lunch.
:01:04
By 12.45, we could be having sex.
:01:07
- You know, I figured out my problem.
- Yeah? Share it with me.
:01:11
God hates me.
:01:13
Jay, God loves everybody.
:01:16
Not this horse.
That's why I'd like to have one day...
:01:22
You'll never understand.
It's OK, it means nothing.
:01:26
- It's not important.
- I'd like to understand. Explain it to me.
:01:30
You can be walking around lucky
and not know it.
:01:33
- Excuse me?
- The fortune.
:01:37
That's what the fortune says. "You can
be walking around lucky and not know it."
:01:42
Lovely.
Well, you know what mine says?
:01:46
- "Stand by your man."
- Fabulous!
:01:49
- I'll save that. Take another.
- You ruined it. I'll take this one.
:01:53
- How could I ruin it?
- You touched it.
:01:56
- I didn't open it.
- If you touch it, it's your fortune.
:01:59
It's pointing to you.
How do you know what it means?
:02:02
- There are rules.
- What?
:02:04
The international rules of fortune cookie
taking? Want me to lose my temper?
:02:08
- Look...
- Excuse me!
:02:10
Sorry. What happens
when you touch someone else's cookie?
:02:14
- It's no good any more.
- See?
:02:17
- I never heard that.
- If you open it, then it's your fortune.
:02:21
- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat!
- No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!
:02:26
I don't believe this!
:02:28
It's not just a cookie!
:02:51
- Where to?
- Ramada Inn.
:02:54
He'll hear!
:02:56
- He can't hear!
- I can't. My husband...
:02:59
...is a jealous man.