:16:00
l have such a bone to pick with you.
:16:07
Stop egging him on.
:16:08
Come here.
:16:09
l have just come from the vet.
:16:13
Come here, Rhett.
:16:15
Whitey Black says that
all this noise...
:16:18
...you've been making around here
for the last few days...
:16:21
...has been causing a nervous
condition in my dog.
:16:24
Look at this.
All his hair's falling out.
:16:28
l gotta give this animal
tranquilizers.
:16:31
Whitey Black is a moron. l'm not
even sure he has opposable thumbs.
:16:35
lf you'll excuse me, l've got
a little work out in the back yard.
:16:41
Hi, Miss Ouiser.
:16:42
Leave me alone.
:16:44
Now, you listen to me.
l don't know if l'm coming or going.
:16:48
l heard you got so screwed up,
you cut your dog out of your will...
:16:52
...and had an ungrateful nephew
put to sleep.
:16:54
l'm about at the end of my rope.
:16:57
Well, tie a noose in it
and slip it over your head.
:17:04
Damn it, Ouiser.
:17:07
l don't wanna kill you.
:17:09
Boys, bring me my gun!
:17:10
Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,
or l will call the police.
:17:14
l gotta scare away about 5 zillion
birds before Shelby's reception.
:17:19
lf l don't, l'll have to deal
with my wife.
:17:21
l make it a point never
to deal with my wife.
:17:24
That dog is on his last legs.
What'll l do with him?
:17:27
Serve him on toast.
:17:32
Did you get those magnolias
out of my tree?
:17:34
The judge has not decided
whose tree that is exactly.
:17:38
lt is mine.
:17:40
l will speak to M'Lynn about this.
:17:45
Now, are these chocolate
chips semisweet or milk?
:17:48
They're milk.
:17:49
ls the Karo syrup light or dark?
:17:51
lt's a matter of taste.
:17:53
Where's the other one you were
talking about? ''Cuppa, Cuppa, Cuppa.''
:17:57
That's simple. You don't need
to write it down.
:17:59
That's a cup of flour, a cup of sugar,
a cup of fruit cocktail with the juice.