1:51:00
Keep those eyes closed,
or l'll staple them shut.
1:51:03
-They're closed!
-Keep them closed.
1:51:06
-Now?
-Ready?
1:51:10
Keep them shut.
1:51:12
-Open them up.
-All right.
1:51:16
l don't believe it!
1:51:18
l'm a chain!
1:51:24
-Jesus!
-Lighten up.
1:51:27
Now, you just burst through
those bushes...
1:51:30
...and hop over to
where the kids are, okay?
1:51:32
What bushes? l can't see shit!
1:51:35
Over there.
1:51:37
''Over there.''
1:51:38
l'm an adult.
l'm not a 5-year-old!
1:51:41
On your mark. Get set. Go!
1:51:45
Okay, Jack, Jr.
l'm gonna tell you a story.
1:51:51
Once upon a time, there was
a beautiful young gal...
1:51:55
...named Shelby.
1:51:57
And Shelby had a lovely, kind...
1:52:00
...and wonderful good fairy named...
1:52:04
...Clairee.
1:52:06
But there was also a horrible...
1:52:09
...evil, ugly witch named...
1:52:12
...Ouiser.
1:52:14
l hate these stupid
neighborhood things.
1:52:16
No one's twisting your arm
to keep you here.
1:52:19
Well, l have to be sociable.
1:52:23
Rhett's here.
1:52:27
Let's connect the bald spots.
1:52:31
Eat shit and die.
1:52:33
Hello, M'Lynn.
1:52:36
Good to see you too, Ouiser, Owen.
1:52:40
Come on, Rhett! Kill, kill!
1:52:42
Quit it, Drum.
1:52:44
Stop egging him on.
1:52:49
And everyone lived happily ever after.
1:52:53
And the nasty, wicked,
evil, wretched...
1:52:57
...horrible, mean Ouiser...