:23:02
You know, l like dealing with cops.
:23:05
lt restores my low opinion
of human nature.
:23:08
ln that case, you'll love this.
:23:13
Lts. Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash,
two highly-decorated officers...
:23:17
...go on trial today...
:23:19
...for slaying an undercover agent
during a sting operation.
:23:22
Tango and Cash insist...
:23:24
... they are victims of a
setup by criminal figures...
:23:28
...aimed at taking the two cops
out of action.
:23:30
Expert witnesses will lead off
the prosecution 's case.
:23:33
Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes.
:23:36
Can you make a judgment
about its authenticity?
:23:39
I have no reason to beIieve
it isn't genuine.
:23:42
How did you test this tape?
:23:44
I took sampIes of the suspects. . .
:23:46
. . .comparing them to the tape
with an osciIIoscope.
:23:49
They matched.
:23:50
When this is over, remind me
to rip his tongue out.
:23:54
With a tow truck.
:23:57
When I entered the premises,
I saw the two suspects, the guns. . .
:24:01
. . .the money, the drugs, the dead body.
:24:05
When those guys showed up. . .
:24:06
. . .I figured it's aII gone sour.
:24:09
I was going to go and cIear
everything up. . .
:24:13
. . .when they kiIIed him.
:24:14
When this is over,
Iet's pay Jabba the Hutt a visit.
:24:18
I 'II bring the chain saw.
:24:20
I'II bring the beer.
:24:24
Detective Cash assauIted me.
:24:25
He put a chair on me and sat on it.
:24:28
I couIdn't find a piano.
:24:32
This bastard can speak EngIish!
:24:35
The squarecrow can taIk!
:24:36
Squarecrow?
:24:37
What do you caII it?
:24:38
As the attorneys for Tango
and Cash left the courtroom...
:24:42
... their mood can only
be described as grim.
:24:44
They face an uphill battle...
:24:46
...if not an impossible one.
:24:51
Ray, somebody set you up good.
I feeI we shouId cop a pIea.
:24:56
You can guarantee minimum security?
:24:58
AbsoIuteIy. That wiII be the deaI.