:00:05
Well, you got no place to go.
:00:07
I'll tell you what your problem is:
you brought your queen out too fast.
:00:12
What do you think? She's one of these feminists
looking to get out of the house?
:00:16
No, the queen is old fashioned.
Likes to stay home, cook.
:00:22
Take care of her man.
Make sure he feels good.
:00:28
Checkmate.
:00:37
I don't think we should see each other any more.
:00:54
Shut up! Shut up! You stupid mutt.
:01:03
And you broke up with her
'cuz she beat you at chess?
:01:06
That's pretty sick.
:01:07
I don't see how I could perform sexually
in a situation after something like that.
:01:11
I was completely emasculated.
:01:14
Anyway, it's not the only reason.
Yeah, what else?
:01:17
All right. You wanna know
what one of her favorite expressions is?
:01:21
Happy, Pappy?
:01:24
Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
:01:26
Like if she wants to know if I'm pleased
with something, she'll say, "Happy, Pappy?"
:01:31
Oh, you're "Pappy".
I'm "Pappy".
Oh, I get it.
:01:36
So that's not so bad.
Oh, come on. What, are you kidding?
:01:38
So tell her not to say it.
:01:40
I'm much more comfortable
criticizing people behind there backs.
:01:45
Anyway, look who's talking.
:01:46
You just broke up with with Melanie last week
because she "shuushed you"
:01:48
while you were watching TV.
:01:50
Hey, I got a real thing about "shushing"!
:01:54
What is this?
:01:56
Did you ever get the feeling like you've had
a haircut but you didn't have one?