The Seinfeld Chronicles
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:03:01
Remember Susan ?
The one that used to work for NBC?

:03:02
Yeah. I thought she became a lesbian.
:03:06
No. It didn't take.
Oh.

:03:10
Did I tell you I ran into her last week?
Ho-ho, she looked great.

:03:12
Hmm.
You thought she was good looking, right?

:03:15
See, there you go again.
What is the difference what I think?

:03:19
I was just curious.
Well, this is it.

:03:22
I'm really gonna do something about my life, you know?
:03:25
You know, I think I'm gonna call Melanie again.
So what if she shushed me.

:03:27
George, I am really gonna make some changes.
Yes. Changes.

:03:31
I'm serious about it.
Think I'M not?

:03:33
I'm not kidding.
Me, too.

:03:37
Melanie, you can shush me at every opportunity.
So we're all straight now ?

:03:42
You're Happy Pappy ?
:03:46
Oh, it was just an expression.
:03:50
All right, well, that's very sweet of you.
Okay, I'll call you later. All right, bye.

:03:54
Hey!
What?

:03:57
I had a very interesting lunch
with George Costanza today.

:04:01
Really?
:04:02
We were talking about our lives
and we both kind of realized

:04:06
we're kids. We're not men.
:04:08
So, then you asked yourselves,
"isn't there something more to life?"

:04:12
Yes. We did.
:04:14
Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something.
There isn't.

:04:22
There isn't?
Absolutely not.

:04:24
I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry?
Marriage? Family?

:04:29
Well...
They're prisons.

:04:31
Man made prisons.
You're doing time.

:04:35
You get up in the morning.
She's there.

:04:37
You go to sleep at night.
She's there.

:04:39
It's like you gotta ask permission
to use the bathroom.

:04:42
Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
:04:47
Really?
:04:47
Yeah, and you can forget about
watching TV while you're eating.

:04:52
I can?
Oh, yeah.

:04:55
You know why?
Because it's dinner time.

:04:57
And you know what you do at dinner?
:04:59
What?
You talk about your day.


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