Uncle Buck
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:01:20
Get your bag off the table.
People eat there.

:01:22
They eat on plates.
:01:24
Don't give me crap, Maizy.
:01:26
I'm telling. You said ''crap.''
:01:28
- There's nothing wrong with ''crap.''
- Really? I thought that was a swear.

:01:32
- You're thinking of ''shit.''
- Right.

:01:38
Do you mind?
:01:40
A sixth-grader chased me with his bike
and I was running.

:01:43
When I got exhausted and fell down,
he waled me with his shoe.

:01:46
- Thankyour parents for that.
- How come?

:01:49
It was their brilliant idea
to move here.

:01:51
They weren't making enough cash
in Indianapolis.

:01:53
Forget that we were
perfectly happy.

:01:55
So thank them for getting treated
like shit every day.

:01:58
- I'm telling on that one.
- Shut your face.

:02:06
- Your book bag doesn't go on the floor.
- Always have a cow.

:02:11
- Your nails are digging into my arm!
- Pick it up!

:02:16
You'rejust supposed
to open the door for us.

:02:18
You're not supposed
to kick us around.

:02:20
I'm an American.
I have rights!

:02:23
Maizy, did I kickyou around?
:02:25
No, but you said ''shit'' twice.
But only once for real.

:02:29
I've got better things to do
than baby-sit you, you little stain.

:02:32
Like what, hang out with friends
you don't have?

:02:35
Why don't you just shut up?
:02:38
Want to make me?
:02:40
When our mother fii gure isn't here,
I'm in charge.

:02:45
- I'm sick ofyou calling her that.
- Too bad.

:02:50
You moron!
:02:52
- Why do we need boys? They're so loud.
- Shut up!

:02:56
- Shut up yourself!
- We need boys...

:02:59
so they can grow up, get married
and turn into shadows.


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