:20:00
Is there a reason why
you're giving me a hard time?
:20:04
Am I giving you a hard time?
:20:07
Well, I don't know.
:20:11
- How you doin'?
- Who are you?
:20:13
I'm your Uncle Buck.
:20:15
- Do I have an uncle?
- Unfortunately.
:20:19
Holy smokes!
:20:20
He's cooking our garbage.
:20:29
Where's your sister--
:20:31
Her name is Maizy,
for the second time.
:20:36
Sorry.
:20:40
You must be hungry.
:20:42
Just foryou.
:20:44
Oh, my God!
He put onions in the eggs.
:20:48
I'm gonna check on Maizy.
:20:50
I'll fiix you cereal when I get back.
:21:09
- Can I askyou something?
- What?
:21:12
Is she always this pleasant?
:21:14
No, she's usually in a bad mood
in the morning.
:21:21
Do you want knots in your hair?
Cut it out.
:21:24
- I want Mom to do it.
- Mom's not here.
:21:27
- She is too.
- No, she's not.
:21:29
- She and Dad went to Indianapolis.
- They did not.
:21:32
- Okay, they didn't.
- They did?
:21:35
Yes. And I'm taking care ofyou.
:21:37
But you can't drive.
:21:41
- Where do you live?
- In the city.
:21:43
- Do you own a house?
- Apartment. Rent.
:21:45
- What do you do for a living?
- Lots ofthings.
:21:47
- Where's your offiice?
- I don't have one. I don't need one.
:21:49
- Where's your wife?
- Don't have one. It's a long story.
:21:52
- Do you have kids?
- I don't. It's an even longer story.
:21:55
-Are you my dad's brother?
-What's your record for questions asked?
:21:58
- Thirty-eight.
- I'm your dad's brother.