:19:03
- You wanted to be a gymnast.
- Journalist.
:19:05
- That's what I said. And?
- I am a journalist. I work at The News.
:19:09
Great. And you're with Joe.
:19:11
Well, that's great. Great.
:19:14
You're together, what, three weeks?
:19:18
- A month. How did you know?
- You take someone to the airport,
:19:21
it's the beginning of a relationship. That
is why I never do that at the beginning.
:19:27
- Why?
- Because eventually things move on
:19:30
and you don't take someone.
I never wanted anyone to say
:19:33
"How come you never take me
to the airport any more?"
:19:37
It's amazing. You look normal,
but actually you are the Angel of Death.
:19:42
Are you gonna marry him?
:19:45
We have known each other a month and
neither of us wants to marry right now.
:19:50
I'm getting married.
:19:52
You are?
:19:55
- You are?
- Yeah.
:19:57
- Who is she?
- Helen Hillson. She's keeping her name.
:20:03
- You're getting married.
- Yeah.
:20:06
What's so funny about that?
:20:11
It's just... It's just
so optimistic of you, Harry.
:20:14
You'd be amazed what
falling madly in love can do for you.
:20:17
Well, it's wonderful.
It's nice to see you embracing life.
:20:21
Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point
where you get tired of the whole thing.
:20:25
- What whole thing?
- The whole "life of a single guy" thing.
:20:28
You meet someone, you have the safe
lunch, you decide to move on to dinner.
:20:33
You go dancing,
you do the white man's overbite,
:20:37
go back to her place, have sex, and then
you know what goes through your mind?
:20:41
"How long do I have to lie here
and hold her before I can go home?"
:20:45
"Is 30 seconds enough?"
:20:47
That's what you're thinking? Is that true?
:20:50
Sure. All men think that.
:20:52
How long do you like to be
held afterwards? All night, right?
:20:56
That's the problem. Somewhere between
30 seconds and all night is your problem.