:04:01
But he was coming to talk to me,
and he said
:04:04
"I'm Ben Small
of the Coney lsland Smalls."
:04:07
At that moment I knew. I knew
the way you know about a good melon.
:04:13
You sent flowers to yourself.
:04:16
$60 I spent on this big arrangement
of flowers, and I wrote a card
:04:20
that I planned to leave on the table
where Arthur would just happen to see it.
:04:24
What did the card say?
:04:27
"Please say yes. Love Jonathan."
:04:29
- Did it work?
- He never even came over.
:04:32
He forgot a charity thing his wife is
chairman of. He's never gonna leave her!
:04:36
- Of course he isn't.
- You're right. I know you're right.
:04:39
- Where is this place?
- Somewhere on the next block.
:04:43
I can't believe I'm doing this.
:04:45
Harry is one of my best friends
and you are one of my best friends.
:04:49
And if you two hit it off, we could still
be friends, instead of drifting apart
:04:53
like you do when you date someone
who doesn't know your friends.
:04:56
You and I haven't drifted apart
since I started seeing Arthur.
:05:01
If Arthur ever left his wife
and I actually met him,
:05:04
I am sure that you and I would drift apart.
:05:08
He's never gonna leave her.
:05:10
Of course he isn't.
:05:12
You're right. I know you're right.
:05:15
- I dunno about this.
- It's just a dinner.
:05:17
I've finally gotten to a place where I'm
comfortable with just me and my work.
:05:23
- If she's so great why don't you date her?
- I told you. We're just friends.
:05:27
- So she's not attractive?
- No, she is attractive.
:05:30
- You said she had a good personality.
- She has a good personality.
:05:36
What?
:05:37
When someone's not attractive, they're
described as having a good personality.
:05:42
If you'd asked about looks and
I'd said "She has a good personality",
:05:46
she's not attractive.
:05:48
But because I mentioned she has
a good personality, she can be either.
:05:51
Attractive with a good personality,
or not attractive with a good personality.
:05:55
- So which one is she?
- Attractive.
:05:57
But not beautiful, right?