:33:02
Why can't we get past this? Are we
gonna carry this thing around for ever?
:33:06
- Forever? It just happened!
- It happened three weeks ago.
:33:11
You know how a year to a person
is like seven years to a dog?
:33:15
Yes!
:33:19
Is one of us supposed to be a dog
in this scenario?
:33:22
- Yes.
- Who is the dog?
:33:25
- You are.
- I am! I am the dog!
:33:28
I am the dog! I...
:33:37
I don't see that. You are the dog. You act
like what happened didn't mean anything.
:33:42
No, I don't, but why
does it have to mean everything?
:33:45
Because it does! You know it better than
anyone, cos after it happens you walk out!
:33:51
- I didn't walk out.
- Sprinted is more like it.
:33:54
- We both agreed it was a mistake.
- The worst mistake I ever made!
:33:59
- What do you want from me?
- Nothing!
:34:01
Fine! But let's just get one thing straight. I
did not go over there to make love to you.
:34:07
But you looked at me with these weepy
eyes: "Don't go home. Hold me, Harry."
:34:11
- What was I supposed to do?
- Are you saying you took pity on me?
:34:15
- No! I was...
- Fuck you!
:34:21
Everybody, could I have
your attention, please?
:34:25
I'd like to propose a toast,
to Harry and Sally.
:34:29
To Harry and Sally.
:34:31
If Marie or I had found either of them
remotely attractive,
:34:36
we would not be here today.