:59:01
Hey, you goin' my way?
:59:04
Oh, it's you.
:59:05
You ever hear of something
called a theme park?
:59:08
Yeah, there's a big
opening over there today.
:59:10
Well, that's where I'm going, stallion.
:59:12
Well, hop on in.
:59:14
[Laughing]
:59:15
# I'm tellin' you women,
this ain't no jive #
:59:18
# If you get too close
this man will drive ##
:59:21
[tires screeching]
:59:25
[People shouting]
:59:27
Hold on, homeboy.
:59:30
Almost done.
:59:33
I know it hurts,
:59:35
but being this cool's always a pain.
:59:37
Ah, the pain ain't nothing, Dupree.
:59:40
I've been hurt all my life,
but real tears wash away.
:59:43
Ow.
:59:46
This one's for Allison and
I want it to last forever.
:59:49
Oh.
:59:51
There you go. It's a beauty.
:59:55
[Door clanking] You
never have to cry again.
:59:57
[Squeaking]
:59:58
I heard talkin' in here.
1:00:01
W-what's that on your
face, blubber-boy?
1:00:04
A booger?
1:00:05
Are you blind? It's a lonely teardrop.
1:00:08
[Chuckling] Oh, ain't that cute?
1:00:09
It ought to go real good
with your new haircut.
1:00:12
[Laughs]
1:00:13
I ain't gettin' no haircut.
1:00:14
You wanna bet?
1:00:16
You're next, sniffle-snot.
1:00:19
[Laughing]
1:00:24
[Continues laughing]
1:00:30
[Door squeaking]
1:00:33
[Whispering] Cry-Baby, look!
It's your only chance, man.
1:00:37
Nobody's going to
turn me Square, Dupree.
1:00:39
I want my girl,
1:00:41
I want my family, and I want my gang.
1:00:44
Thanks for the tattoo.
1:00:54
Ah. Oh, man.
1:00:57
[Bell dings]