:13:00
...which includes construction,
sports, finance...
:13:04
...and a popular line
of jams and jellies.
:13:07
For those with cable TV at home...
:13:09
...CCN is located right here
in the building.
:13:20
The Attack of the Octopus People.
:13:23
That's tonight's movie.
And, boy, is it scary.
:13:28
It's so scary,
it'll uncross your eyes.
:13:31
It's a good thing that your
Grandpa Fred is here to protect you.
:13:36
- Where's the moan?
- The what?
:13:39
There's supposed to be a moan here
from the coffin.
:13:43
Then I say, "Renfield,
you want more flies?"
:13:47
And then I go over
to the coffin and I...
:13:50
Sorry, Fred.
:13:52
- Hey, Fred.
- Oh, hi, Billy.
:13:55
I heard about your new time slot.
They're making a big mistake.
:14:00
Mistake? Kid, it's a disaster.
:14:02
People who watch TV at 3:30 a.m.
Don't fear the Wolfman.
:14:06
What scares them is getting sober
and finding work.
:14:10
- Look.
- Watch it with that thing.
:14:13
- Isn't that great?
- Sure.
:14:15
- You could use it on your show.
- Sure. Put it in the back, will you?
:14:21
Frankly, kid...
:14:25
...this isn't what I had in mind.
:14:29
I went into broadcasting,
I thought I was gonna do news...
:14:34
...public affairs...
:14:36
...something meaningful.
:14:39
I don't even have a gimmick.
:14:41
No special effects.
:14:44
All I have is a cross-eyed
puppet named lgor.
:14:52
The elevator doors have opened.
:14:54
You should run classic horror movies
like Frankenstein or Dracula.
:14:58
Great horror movies are in black
and white. Mr. Clamp only likes color.