:27:02
- The second rule...
- Don't let them get wet?
:27:05
Right!
:27:06
The third one is, don't
let them eat after midnight.
:27:10
- That's very good, honey.
- Wait!
:27:22
Tonight, on the Clamp Cable
Classic Movie Channel...
:27:25
... don't miss Casablanca, now in
full color with a happier ending.
:27:30
With Clamp's annual salary, if he goes
to the bathroom for 30 seconds...
:27:35
...the man's earning $375
while he stands there.
:27:39
What can he do?
Can he fix an elevator?
:27:42
What does it cost
the company for me...
:27:45
...to get a drink of water,
.0003 cents?
:27:50
I tell you... A taste
of the wrench for you, my friend.
:27:58
I said not to put new units in.
They don't listen.
:28:02
They listen to that guy they pay
$375 to go to the bathroom.
:28:07
I remember the Sip-master Mark IV.
:28:09
That was a fabulous drinking fountain.
You could squirt it six months...
:28:15
...and it'd still
be shooting straight.
:28:19
But those dancing days are done.
:28:41
The hell with it.