:58:01
Just rereleased on video is Gremlins,
though I can't imagine why.
:58:05
I know some people found it fun, but
I'd rather have root canal work done.
:58:11
What's fun about a movie full of ugly,
mean-spirited monsters...
:58:16
...who attack innocent people?
:58:19
Are we so desperate for entertainment
that this trash passes for fun?
:58:24
Wait a minute!
:58:38
Look at this. I've been working on
making tomatoes tougher for shipping.
:58:45
- That's terrific!
- Topnotch! How do they taste?
:58:48
That's the best part. We've already
had calls from two airline chefs.
:58:58
Oh, my gosh!
:59:02
- Did somebody leave something out?
- Not I.
:59:06
It's eating my vegetable medley.
:59:15
- What's that noise?
- I think they're laughing.
:59:18
- Reptiles don't laugh!
- They're not reptiles.
:59:21
- Then what are they?
- A virus?
:59:29
What on earth is going on?
:59:34
I leave you alone, what do I find
when I get back? Chaos!
:59:41
Is that the brain hormone
that creature's drinking?
:59:45
Good boy. Nice boy.
:59:48
There's a good creature.
Now, let's talk this over.
:59:54
I can get you diseases.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?