:02:02
Uncle Frank won't let me
watch the movie...
:02:04
...but the big kids can.
:02:06
Why can't I?
:02:07
I'm on the phone.
:02:09
When do you come back?
Not till then?
:02:12
It's not even rated R.
He's just being a jerk.
:02:15
Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no...
:02:18
...then it must be really bad.
:02:20
No, we put the dog in the kennel...
Hey, get off!
:02:23
Kevin, out of the room.
:02:24
Hang up the phone and make me,
why don't you?
:02:27
This kid.
:02:28
Did you pick up
a voltage adaptor thing?
:02:31
No, I didn't have time.
:02:32
- Then how do I shave in France?
- Grow a goatee.
:02:35
Dad, nobody'll let me do anything.
:02:37
I've got something, pick up those
MicroMachines that are all over.
:02:42
Aunt Leslie almost broke her neck.
:02:44
He was playing
with the glue gun again.
:02:46
We talked about that.
:02:48
Did I burn down the joint?
I don't think so.
:02:51
I made ornaments out of fish hooks.
:02:53
- My new fish hooks?
- I can't make them out of old ones...
:02:57
...with dry worm guts stuck on them.
:03:00
- Peter.
- Come on, Kevin. Out.
:03:03
Do you guys have a voltage adaptor?
:03:05
Here's a voltage adapter!
:03:07
God, you're getting heavy!
Go pack your suitcase.
:03:12
Pack my suitcase?
:03:15
- Where's the shampoo?
- I don't live here.
:03:17
This many people here and no shampoo.
:03:20
- Are your folks home?
- They don't live here.
:03:22
- Tracy, did you order the pizza?
- Buzz did.
:03:25
Excuse me. Are your parents here?
:03:27
My parents live in Paris.
:03:28
- Hi!
- Hi!
:03:30
- Are your parents home?
- Yeah.
:03:31
- Do they live here?
- No.
:03:34
Why should they?
All kids, no parents.
:03:37
Probably a fancy orphanage.
:03:38
I don't know how to pack a suitcase.
I've never done it once.
:03:42
- Tough.
- That's what Megan said.
:03:44
What did I say?
:03:46
You told him "Tough."
:03:47
The dope was whining about a suitcase.
What was I supposed to say?
:03:50
"Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
:03:52
- I'm not an idiot!
- Really?
:03:54
You're helpless! We have to do
everything for you.
:03:57
- She's right, Kev.
- Excuse me, puke-breath. I'm small.