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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
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How you doing?
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It's been two weeks
since my last confession.
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I done a lot of bad things in that time.
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Didn't go to church, I took the Lord's
name in vain quite a few times.
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I cursed my mother-in-law, but it was
in Italian, so she couldn't understand.
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- So I don't know if that counts.
- It counts.
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Okay. And I cheated on my wife.
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- You committed adultery?
- Yes.
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How many times?
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Five times the last two weeks.
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Wait. No, that's wrong.
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It was four times this week...
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...with three women
and three times last week...
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...with two other women. Wow.
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Plus, one of the women from this week
was the same as last week...
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...or maybe two
of the women was the same.
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So I guess that makes...
What? I don't know. Seven times.
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I mean, it was more
than seven times, Father.
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It was more like 10 or 12 times,
but, you know, it was like...
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...on seven different occasions,
only with five different women.
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But some of the women more than once.
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Some of them quite a few times.
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In fact, it's hard to say, Father.
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I didn't exactly keep count, but let's say
a dozen times in the last two weeks...