:22:06
It was meant for crow's-feet,
but it never caught on.
:22:09
You are finished.
:22:13
Try the other side.
:22:18
Tell me about
that caretaker at the convent.
:22:21
You mean Joey?
Is he handsome or is he handsome?
:22:25
In high school...
:22:26
no one could touch the golden boy
on a football field.
:22:29
Then in the middle of
his senior year he lost it.
:22:33
He couldn't run to save his life.
:22:35
His girlfriend had just left town,
kind of sudden.
:22:40
My theory? I believe there's a little
Joey Junior walking around.
:22:44
I'd chase him myself if
I wasn't married to a real son-of-a-gun
:22:50
Joey, Joey, Joey, entering a convent
for the sin of getting a girl pregnant.
:22:55
A penitent man.
Makes me love you even more.
:22:57
You have very special eyes.
:23:03
Only you and Liz Taylor
can get away with those eyebrows.
:23:06
Let's put some color on you.
:23:11
This one's planning to be a nun.
:23:22
A difficult age.
All Charlotte's ages are difficult.
:23:30
What's so special about
this Parent/Teacher night?
:23:34
You read the invitation.
:23:35
Community begins in the classroom.
I am your mother.
:23:39
It is my job o supervise your education
:23:43
There's so little of it left.
What took you so long?
:23:45
We going to play my favorite game?
:23:47
Who's the worst mother in the world?
:23:50
Don't tell me. Let's me guess.
:23:51
Who could it be? Me?!
:23:57
Okay, I'll make you a deal.
:23:59
You stop being a little bitch
for an hour or two