1:02:03
How old are you, Joan?
What? Eighteen.
1:02:08
Is everything okay?
Is there anything inside me?
1:02:13
Just get dressed
and come into my office.
1:02:30
Joan, has your mother
even talked to you about sex?
1:02:35
Please, God, I want to die!
1:02:37
Yeah, all the time.
1:02:40
You know how babies are conceived?
1:02:45
Oh, yeah. We talk about everything.
She's a wonderful mother.
1:02:52
Then why do you think you're pregnant?
You're a virgin.
1:02:58
I want to die, right now.
1:03:05
So it's crazy to think
one kiss could get you pregnant.
1:03:09
But how would I know?
1:03:10
What about the Virgin Mary?
1:03:11
Look at Saint Perpetua?
1:03:13
She transformed into a man,
1:03:15
fought with the devil
and walked on his head.
1:03:17
Weird things happen.
1:03:20
Can you do me a favor?
1:03:26
I need to go to Boston
on a jerk errand for my boss.
1:03:29
Can you give the girls dinner?
1:03:31
Yes! I got a great pot roast
in the freezer that Sophia left.
1:03:35
Sound good?
1:03:36
Antyhing hot and not shaped
like a star sounds good.
1:03:39
Very funny. You know what?
1:03:41
Your mouth sounds like your sister's.
I'm not pleased about that.
1:03:44
The Crains
are having a party for New Year.
1:03:47
Did you get an invitation?
1:03:49
I'm going. Will you be there?
It's a costume party.
1:03:53
What do you think?
Go.
1:03:55
As what?
A goldfish!
1:03:58
Well, you're a big help.