1:07:01
We had to stick them in the ground.
1:07:04
Even if the ground was frozen.
1:07:06
We called it the hardware garden.
Believe that?
1:07:09
That's nothing. This kid's uncle died
and got sprinkled in the garden.
1:07:13
That's nothing.
1:07:14
St. Maragaret of Antioch got eaten
by a dragon. And it burst!
1:07:19
When I die,
I want to be sprinkled in the ocean.
1:07:21
I could live inside a whale, like Jonah
1:07:24
What if the whale
doesn't have a living room
1:07:28
and you end up in a tuna fish sandwich?
1:07:30
Who are they?
1:07:31
Once a man ate
at our table without his shirt.
1:07:33
Like we were nudists!
1:07:35
Oh, yeah! He yanked quarters
out of your ears!
1:07:38
Why'd he do that?
1:07:40
I think so he wouldn't spill
his dinner on it.
1:07:44
Cranberry sauce, please
Some chicken?
1:07:45
What's happening?
1:07:47
What usually happens when families
sit down to eat together. They talk!
1:07:52
Cranberry sauce?
Chicken, anyone?
1:07:55
I do!
I'd love some!
1:08:05
Wait.
1:08:06
I never said you could do this.
1:08:09
Let Kate get so attached.
1:08:12
Is that terrible?
1:08:14
This is not your family.
1:08:16
If you want to be close, dial direct.
1:08:18
But don't do it through my kids.
1:08:30
Never in my life have I wanted to hit
a woman as much as I do you.
1:08:42
When you are wrong
you're so wrong, it's scary!
1:08:59
You've never done something
just to make somebody happy?!