1:26:02
He gave so much pleasure
to so many people...
1:26:05
..and there's a shortage of pleasure
on the planet these days,...
1:26:08
..in case you hadn't noticed.
1:26:10
God told me,
since I was his number one fan,...
1:26:12
..that I should make up new stories
as if I was Paul Sheldon.
1:26:16
So I went to town, and I bought
a typewriter, and paper to type on,...
1:26:20
..the same kind Paul Sheldon used.
1:26:22
And I turned the guest bedroom into
a writing studio. Would you like to see it?
1:26:27
- Sure.
- It's right this way.
1:26:38
I know how he wrote. The kinds of words
he used, the wonderful stories he told...
1:26:44
I've spent the last four weeks
trying to write like Paul Sheldon,...
1:26:47
..but I can't do it right.
1:26:49
I try and I try, and I know all the words,
but it's just not the same.
1:26:54
Well, maybe it takes a while
to get the hang of it.
1:26:57
I could give you a coupla hundred pages
and you could tell me what you think.
1:27:01
I'm not much of a critic.
1:27:03
Well, I just thought...
1:27:06
Oh, you'd think I'd never had a guest
before! Would you like a cup of cocoa?
1:27:10
- No, really, I don't...
- It's no trouble.
1:27:12
There's some already made.
1:27:21
Must get lonely,
living out here all by yourself.
1:27:26
Well, if you can't enjoy
your own company,...
1:27:29
..you're not fit company for anyone else.
1:27:31
Well, you've got a point there.
1:27:38
(both chuckle)