:59:03
Mr Healy, Mrs Healy, I'd like you to meet
the greatest guy in the whole wide world.
:59:08
Martin...
:59:11
Uncle Marty!
:59:13
Marty, this is Mr and Mrs Healy
:59:16
and that's the $3,000 stereo system
and the console TV.
:59:20
How wonderful, an uncle!
:59:22
You absolutely must stay the night.
:59:24
It is so wonderful to meet
the uncle of darling little Junior.
:59:28
Did you hear that? Uncle Marty.
We've gotta treat this guy like royalty.
:59:33
We've gotta make him think Junior's an angel.
He'll leave and take the little brat with him.
:59:38
Everybody just loves Junior.
:59:41
For pocket money he helps some
of the older residents with their groceries.
:59:46
Isn't that right, Ben?
:59:50
If only he had a blood relative taking care of
him, someone with a natural tie. Like an uncle!
:59:56
- More meatloaf?
- Yeah.
:59:58
I'll get you some.
1:00:00
This guy is just so appealing.
1:00:03
I'll give you a hand.
1:00:08
Your nephew is such a delight. He's always
cleaning and tidying up after all of us.
1:00:13
Perfect for a single man living alone.
1:00:16
Are you a bachelor, Marty?
1:00:20
I ain't been with a woman in 15 years.
1:00:23
Women just love single male parents.
1:00:26
If you had a kid like Junior
the women would be flocking over you.
1:00:41
Did you say 15 years?
1:00:45
Wait.
1:00:50
Stop it!