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Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
May I take your order, please?
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Yeah. I want...
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You want whale sperm with that?
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I hate the Sixties,
I hate school...
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I hate principals.
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I hate vice principals...
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but my true, pure,
refined hatred...
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is reserved
for guidance counselors.
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Happy Harry just happens
to have in his very hands...
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a copy of a memo written
by one Mr. David Deaver...
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guidance counselor
extraordinaire...
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to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.
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"I find Cheryl unremorseful...
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"about her unfortunate
condition."
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Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.
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What channel?
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"And she's unwilling
to minimize its effect...
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"on the morale
of the student population."
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Guidance counselors.
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lf they knew anything
about career moves...
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would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?
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What do you say
we call Deaver up, huh?
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Hard Harry
just happens to have...
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the home phone numbers
of every employee...
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of the Paradise Hills
school commission.
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Here we go.
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There you are, Mr. Deavski.
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Deaver residence.
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David Deaver speaking.
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Hey, this is WKPS.
You're live.
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We're doing a piece
on high schools.
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We understand that you're
a guidance counselor.
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I'm head of guidance...
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here at Hubert Humphrey High
in Paradise Hills, Arizona.
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l've been here seven years.
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Could you tell us a bit
about what you do?
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I run a comprehensive
American values program.
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ln which we discuss...
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ethical situations...
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sex education,
drug awareness...
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What do you say to young people
who look around at the world...
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and see that it's become,
you know, like, a...