:24:10
I like that.
:24:13
Talk hard.
:24:17
I like the idea that a voice
can just go somewhere...
:24:21
uninvited...
:24:23
just kind of hang out...
:24:24
like a dirty thought
in a nice, clean mind.
:24:28
Maybe a thought
is like a virus, you know?
:24:30
lt can kill
all the healthy thoughts...
:24:33
and just take over.
:24:34
That would be serious.
:24:37
That would be totally serious.
:24:39
Yeah. I know that
all of my horny listeners...
:24:41
would love it if I would call up
the "eat me, beat me" lady...
:24:44
but no!
:24:46
Because she never
encloses her number.
:24:48
Tough luck, creepoid.
:24:50
Always the same red paper...
:24:53
the same beautiful
black writing.
:25:00
Now, she's probably
a lot like me--
:25:03
a legend in her own mind.
:25:08
But you know what?
:25:10
I bet in real life,
she's probably not that wild.
:25:15
I bet she's kind of shy...
:25:17
like so many of us,
briskly walking the halls...
:25:21
pretending to be late
for some class...
:25:24
pretending to be distracted.
:25:27
Hey, poetry lady,
are you really this cool?
:25:31
Are you out there?
:25:33
Are you listening?
:25:34
I'm always out here.
:25:36
I feel like I know you,
and yet we'll never meet.
:25:43
So be it.
:25:44
Here's a song from my close
personal buddies back east--
:25:47
The Beastie Boys.
:25:49
This is a song
that was so controversial...
:25:51
they couldn't put it
on their first album.
:25:53
Add a little night light.
:25:57
Well
:25:59
Chillin' at the corner
this one time