1:09:04
I certainly hope so...
1:09:06
'cause Hard Harry's feeling
kind of rude tonight.
1:09:13
And she's so pretty, too.
1:09:16
She sure is.
1:09:17
That little lech.
1:09:20
Well, like father, like son.
1:09:23
I feel good!
1:09:24
Damn!
1:09:27
Well, well, the big news.
1:09:29
Emergency PTA meeting
to discuss yours truly!
1:09:33
Yes, all of the professionals
have come out...
1:09:35
to talk about little old me...
1:09:37
and now they've all
run home to tune in...
1:09:39
and listen to what they've
all been talking about.
1:09:41
They say I am deluded...
1:09:44
demented...deranged!
1:09:47
Well, guess what I say!
1:09:49
So be it!
1:09:51
Rise up in the cafeteria...
1:09:53
and stab them
with your plastic forks!
1:09:56
I say flogging and flagellation
for Miss Creswood!
1:09:59
She gets a hundred lashes
for every single kid...
1:10:02
that she has hounded
out of that fucking place!
1:10:04
I say down with
all guidance counselors!
1:10:08
Make them work for a living!
1:10:09
I can't stay away from this man!
1:10:11
I gotta give him another call!
1:10:14
Here I come, Deav.
1:10:17
Hotline.
Believe it or not, we care.
1:10:19
Hi, Believe lt or Not,
this is Hard Harry...
1:10:22
and I would like the pleasure
of speaking with Mr. Deaver.
1:10:25
Just a moment.
I'll see if he's available.
1:10:28
I love it.
They just put me on hold.
1:10:32
I'm waiting for you.
1:10:35
You can run,
but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver.
1:10:38
Waitin' for the Deav.
1:10:40
Hello, my young friend.
1:10:43
You're in on it,
right, Mr. Deaver?
1:10:45
It's all over, son.
1:10:47
This phone call
has been traced...
1:10:49
and whoever you are,
you're history.