:10:02
I don't want a relationship.
I'm independent.
:10:05
And as a matter of fact...
:10:06
I have had
quite a few relationships.
:10:08
No. To qualify
as a relationship...
:10:10
it has to last
longer than 24 hours!
:10:11
At least I didn't marry
the first guy who felt me up.
:10:14
He isn't the first guy who...
I had some...
:10:17
Could you grab those, please?
:10:25
Do you love Harry?
:10:26
Yes, I love Harry.
He is my husband.
:10:30
Why don't you like him?
:10:33
I like him.
:10:34
It's just that his whole family
treats me like street scum.
:10:37
They have never used
that exact term.
:10:39
Ever since you met this guy...
:10:40
your life got wrapped up
into this neat little package.
:10:42
You even stopped writing.
You used to love to write.
:10:45
That was a long time ago.
:10:47
And I never was a real writer.
:10:49
You wrote short stories.
:10:51
Those weren't short stories.
Those were novels.
:10:53
I just never finished them.
:10:54
You started them a lot,
and since you got married...
:10:58
you stopped even starting them.
:10:59
This is ridiculous.
:11:01
I know you were a virgin
when you got married.
:11:07
Don't you ever wonder
if Harry's doing it right?
:11:09
Harry is doing it fine!
:11:11
And even if he weren't,
it's none of your business.
:11:14
You know what you should do?
You should have an affair.
:11:17
What?
:11:19
Then at least you'd have
some frame of reference.
:11:21
Do you know something?
:11:22
I have spent
most of my life...
:11:24
pretending like
you are retarded...
:11:26
just so I can stand
being related to you!
:11:40
You dented your cheese.
:11:50
Is this checkout line closed?
:11:52
No. The cashier just went to get
my credit card approved.
:11:55
She's going to let you use
a credit card to buy just that?
:11:58
No. I'm buying one of those
fruit baskets over there.