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My grandparents were kikes.
My father and my mother were kikes.
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-And l'm a kike.
-That's right, dear.
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You're not going to tell me
that you're Jewish too?
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No. Absolutely not, because that would be
a lie, and l wouldn't want to lie to you ever.
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But l would like to tell you
a little story, though.
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l love stories.
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Well, you mustn't interrupt now, because
you're way too beautiful to interrupt people.
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When l was in London
in the early '40s...
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...l was dining one evening at the Savoy
with a rather select group of people...
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...and sitting next to me was
a very beautiful lady, much like yourself.
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-Now you're pulling my leg.
-Now, just listen, dear.
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Well, we were dining and the bombs were
falling, and we were all talking about Hitler...
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...and comparing him with Napoleon,
and we were all being really brilliant.
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And then, suddenly,
this beautiful lady...
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...she spoke up and said that was the thing
she didn't mind about Hitler...
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...was the way he was treating
the Jews.
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Well, we all started arguing with her,
of course.
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Though, mind you, no one at the table
was Jewish. But she persisted.
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Are you listening, honey?
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Mustn't interrupt Daddy.
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That's right.
You're way too beautiful for that.
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Anyway, she went on to say that
that's how she felt about it...
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...that if she had her way, she would kill
them all, burn them in ovens, like Hitler.
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Well, we all sat there in silence.
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Then finally, l leaned over to her and l said,
''Madam, l have dined...
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...with some of the ugliest goddamn bitches
in my time.
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And l have dined with some of the
goddamndest ugly bitches in this world.
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But you, my dear,
are the ugliest bitch of them all.''
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Well, anyway, she got up to leave and she
tripped over a chair and fell on the floor.
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And we all just sat there.
No one raised a hand to help her.