:07:00
Ladies and gentlemen,
:07:02
may I introduce...
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the future Mrs. Neil Horowitz?
:07:07
Yay!
:07:10
Ow!
:07:11
Damn. She is fat.
:07:13
She is always
going to be fat,
:07:17
but she's
a very sweet woman.
:07:20
Oh! Max, look.
:07:23
It's you.
:07:24
Hey, Max with the fiddle.
You were good, man.
:07:28
You were good.
:07:29
Max!
:07:30
It's the fiddler.
:07:32
Oh, Stravinsky.
:07:33
What's next?
:07:36
Who is that?
:07:38
Is that Margie Brown?
:07:40
NEIL: No. It's Janey.
:07:42
Look how young she is.
:07:47
When did you start going out
with her? Kindergarten?
:07:51
Something like that. Yeah.
:07:53
NEIL: She was beautiful.
:08:00
Klugman, what else you got
back there, huh?
:08:02
Larry.
:08:04
Come on. Come on!
:08:05
LARRY: It's stuck.
Give me a second.
:08:10
Could somebody flip
the light switch?
:08:17
NEIL: Max, have
another scotch, buddy.
:08:21
Let's see.
Who wants another one?
:08:30
You're turning into the crazy
old woman from Dickens,
:08:34
the one who sits around
in her wedding dress
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cherishing
her fucking grief.
:08:38
Havisham.
:08:39
Yeah. That's who
you're turning into.
:08:41
When's the last time
you had a date?
:08:45
What if I told you...
:08:46
I wasn't interested
in getting laid right now?
:08:49
Interest in getting laid
is the human condition,
:08:51
for Christ's sakes, Max.
:08:53
It's all around you.
:08:55
Heidi Solomon.
:08:56
Oh, please.
:08:57
She salivates
over you every day.