:13:01
NO LAW...
AND NO BARBED WIRE.
:13:03
PATRICK,
:13:05
I'M GOING TO PART
WITH A NASTY SECRET.
:13:08
YOU USED TO MAKE ME
HOTTER THAN A JUNE BRIDE
:13:10
SITTING BAREBACK
ON A DEPOT STOVE,
:13:14
BUT I DON'T SHARE MY BED
WITH THE LAW.
:13:22
AND I DON'T KEEP
WITH WHORES NO MORE.
:13:25
SO AIN'T WE BOTH CONTENT?
:13:36
JANE GREATHOUSE,
THE CITIZENS OF WHITE OAKS
:13:39
HAVE PROCLAIMED THIS PLACE
THE DEVIL'S DEN.
:13:43
AS SHERIFF
OF LINCOLN COUNTY,
:13:45
I HAVE TO HONOR AND PROTECT
THEIR CIVIC VIRTUES.
:13:52
I'LL SHOW THEM
:13:54
WHAT MY CIVIC VIRTUES
LOOK LIKE,
:13:55
ALL THOSE
STALL-FED TENDERFEET
:13:58
WITH THEIR EASTERN
SHINPLASTER
:14:00
AND THEIR SUNDAY WIVES
AND THEIR SUNDAY DRESSES
:14:03
WITH THE PREACHER
:14:04
AT THE BACK DOOR
BY MORNING
:14:06
TO SEE IF THEY'VE GOT
THE CONNECTICUT BLUE LAWS
:14:08
TATTOOED ON THEIR
LILY-WHITE BUTTOCKS!
:14:10
LET IT BURN!
LET IT BURN!
:14:12
THE TOWN WILL BE
BETTER OFF--
:14:19
OH, LORD.
:14:20
AAAH!
:14:22
I DON'T BELIEVE
I'M SEEING THIS.
:14:24
WHOA!
:14:26
THIS TOWN WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME.
:14:30
WHITE OAKS,
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
:14:33
SURE.
ANYTIME, HONEY.